Leader's Sketches:Bloomin' Good
With the General Election only a handful of days away, here is my lighthearted sketch of the Party Leaders. Mr Clegg: Dear old Nick, suffers from two main faults. He always tells the truth, as he sees it and doesn't understand the game of politics. Recently I observed him in the manner of an annoyed Deputy Head, tearing a strip off the Headmaster, in front of the class. Hardly a good political move. One of my viewing delights watching PMQs is the bored look Nick often betrays. He seems to be thinking ' Get me out of here , what am I doing in this jungle ?' However he is learning an important lesson being; say little, in terms of policy details, keep ones head down and as a result deliver better than expected party results. Mr Cameron: he seems to be looking progressively tired the longer this election business goes on. He can't understand why he is not further ahead in the polls. After all, all of the indicators are pointing...