The Major Report; Morris Dancer
' The Major requested me to place this statement with regard to his latest health issues: A. Baxter. " Respected Friends, Acknowledged Creditors and Sundry Others. Thank you all for your concerns. My daily treatment for the 'nether regions' is progressing relatively smoothly, allowing for variations in timing, wind and water. I am being treated with great civility by all members of staff. Baxter has conveyed me to and from the hospital, which is immensely helpful. We have the use of a parking permit, which avoids the clatter of coinage and is a real boon to Baxter. I have been glad of my tweed suitings, due to the rather inclement winds which seem to be ushering in the start of Spring. I asked Baxter to furnish me with some reading matter, whilst waiting to be called in for treatment. His immediate choice was " The Illustrated History of Glasgow Rangers." which I'm bound to say, was less than inspiring. With...